how do you say to eat pussy in french
aller à l'église
merci!
“To go to church”
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today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
i love my history teacher
The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”
sarcasm-best-thing-ever asked:
Hey luv I don't now if it is too late or something but... Merry Christmas. I hope have /had a lovely day and got super duper awesome presents Xoxoxo
Thanks! Im sorry i havent been on tumblr ive been really busy but christmas was so great! I hope your holiday was grand!!